I SAID WORD UP, DAMN IT.
I feel much better now. About everything. I don't know how, but I do - I won't question it. I'm not going into details, so if you're looking for an in-depth report, you're out of luck. Actually, just consider yourself lucky you haven't been in the mix; the J-Bird effect has not been one to behold as of late. It'll be better, though, because I'm going to stop giving a damn. That's the key, I think.
I'm going to sleep all day, work, and then return home to sleep some more. My Friday night will rule like no other, FOR REAL.